The Butcher Rub-a-Dub-Dub Book 1

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#ad - She was wrong. The first time hapless food inspector Emily Underwood meets butcher Frank Pinch, he’s not got much at all in his display counters. The next time they bump into each other, he’s won an award for his sausages but is running out of meat. Can frank keep up production of his unusually tasty sausages? will emily discover the source of Frank’s award-winning meat? And what will happen the next time she tries to inspect his butcher’s shop?Book 1 in the Rub-a-Dub-Dub trilogy, this deliciously British dark comedy will change the way you look at sausages forever.

But what he does have is a rather unusual plan to restock his shelves. She thought it was pork.

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The Baker Rub-a-Dub-Dub Book 2

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#ad - When she has an expected brush with a Bishop, things start to go downhill fast. Rupert graves is the leader of the smallest cult in East Anglia. Although his motley crew of militant vegetarians are primarily focused on sex and drugs, they’re also determined to highlight the suffering of animals — by fair means or fowl.

She was wrong. Food standards agency’s most unfortunate inspector, Emily Underwood, is finally doing okay at work. They’re just not very good at it. Amateur baker hannah’s attempts to fund her boyfriend’s cult by selling her produce start off well, and her artisan bread rolls made from organic flour are soon in demand.

The Baker Rub-a-Dub-Dub Book 2 #ad - She thought it was organic bread. The only problem is that hannah’s kitchen in Hill Top Farm will need to pass a Food Standards Agency inspection or be closed down. What will happen when emily returns to hill top farm? will hannah’s kitchen pass the food inspection? Or can Emily discover what’s really in the flour?The sequel to The Butcher, and Book 2 in the British Rub-a-Dub-Dub trilogy, this dark comedy about flour power will make you think twice about having a bacon sandwich ever again.

Apart from finding the odd dead customer in a kebab shop that is.

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The Great American Cheese War: A laugh-out-loud comedy thriller

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Farrago #ad - It's well written, engrossing and entertaining. Enjoy your summer, read this book!" "Satire at its finest. That scheme begins with cheese research and a Hollywood movie star. How it will end all depends on two unlikely heroes: an aging lesbian state senator, and a high-school teacher born and raised in the Michigan militia.

When the conspiracy runs out of road, and guns are drawn in a showdown outside a Cracker Barrel, will anyone emerge victorious from the Great American Cheese War?What readers are saying about The Great American Cheese War:"A rollicking riot of insanity and I mean that in the most wonderful sense! I laughed my way through this story.

The Great American Cheese War: A laugh-out-loud comedy thriller #ad - Highly recommended!! this book was a lot of fun, I laughed out loud, and it's a clever satire book. Governor bill hoeksma of Michigan is a simple, gun-loving son of a billionaire who idolises George W. Governor bill decides the michigan militia should lead the military response, chaos ensues, and he falls unwittingly into a scheme of his powerful father’s making.

The whole book had me rolling on floor laughing!". Bush. When a mysterious illness afflicts members of his inner circle, his conspiring advisors point to a rumoured viral weapons attack – via monkeypox-carrying prairie dogs – launched by the Wisconsin government.

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The Candlestick Maker Rub-a-Dub-Dub Book 3

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#ad - Things start to go rapidly downhill for the intrepid trio, but when Catherine meets a nice young man at her local gym, they go from bad to worse. Can emily uncover jack kennedy’s dark past before it’s too late for catherine? will andy finally man up and fight for what he loves? And why is Jack making an enormous candlestick in his workshop at Hill Top Farm?The final book in the Rub-a-Dub-Dub Trilogy, this hilarious dark British comedy will make you want to count your calories very carefully indeed.

Is he a fitness instructor? Or a fatness instructor?Jack Kennedy is a fitness instructor with a difference. He also makes candlesticks. Inept food inspector, emily Underwood, is still having her ups and downs – both at work and at home. He’s got an unhealthy obsession with other people’s weight, and not in a good way.

The Candlestick Maker Rub-a-Dub-Dub Book 3 #ad - Then her flat mate, catherine, loses her job over an unexpected live stream of the new boardroom table being christened. Emily’s relationship with her mostly harmless boyfriend, Andy, is on rocky ground.

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MAD Librarian: You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Library!

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Madison Press #ad - Publisher's weekly says, "guillebeau blends humor and mystery perfectly in this comic thriller. 2017 foreword reviews indie gold winner for best humor novel!a southern librarian fights back when the city cuts off funding for her library in this funny, angry book from award-winning author Michael Guillebeau.

Reviewers said:“one of the most enjoyable books I have read this year…". Quirky characters and lots of laughs. A madcap adventure of a book where librarians have all the answers. A wonderfully entertaining book! Every library should have this book on the shelf. Jumps off the shelf and begs to be read…I would give it 7 or 8 on a 5* scale.

MAD Librarian: You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Library! #ad - This book will make you angry while making you laugh out loud. Half of all income goes to the Awesome Foundation for Library Innovation.

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The Cuckoos of Batch Magna The Batch Magna Chronicles Book 1

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Farrago #ad - Strange, is persuaded by his uncle frank, 9th baronet and squire of batch Magna, a small-time Wall Street broker, to make a killing by turning the sleepy backwater into a theme-park image of rural England, as Humph now most remarkably finds himself to be, a playground for the world's rich. But while the village pub and shop put out the stars and stripes in welcome, and led by pulp-crime writer Phineas Cook and the one-eyed Lt-Commander James Cunningham, the tenants of the estate’s dilapidated houseboats tear up their notices to quit, they run up the Union Jack and prepare to engage.

What readers are saying about the batch magna Chronicles series:“An enchanting mixture of The Wind in The Willows and The Darling Buds of May. An england that doesn’t exist but surely should. Reading this book was like sitting down for a nice long chat with an old friend. Batch magna is a place I would love to find, and the river sounds idyllic.

The Cuckoos of Batch Magna The Batch Magna Chronicles Book 1 #ad - Hurrah for Batch Magna, Humphrey and friends. I loved this book. Every sense was satisfied with the author’s beautiful descriptions of the Marches. Escape from the tarmac, concrete and relentlessness of life with this stunning book. And often does.

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The Second Life of Nathan Jones: A laugh out loud, OMG! romcom that you won't be able to put down!

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One More Chapter #ad - The bestselling author of love byte is back with this laugh-out-loud hilarious rom com!Getting hit by a bus was the best thing that ever happened to him…When one wrong step – and the poor timing of the number 19 bus – send Nathan Jones to the Edinburgh morgue his story should have ended…but then he went and woke up.

Returned to real life nathan finds a wife disappointed that he’s miraculously returned from the dead and an unshakeable attraction for mortuary technician Kat – the woman who brought him back to life, in more ways than one. Now, nathan somehow finds himself having the time of his second life…A hilarious, as his world implodes and Kat leads him down an unexpected path, uplifting story of second chances, death defying hijinks and motorhome mayhem – Mhairi McFarlane meets Eleanor Oliphant!.

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Battlestar Suburbia

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Farrago #ad - Forget alien invasion; in this explosive future you won’t be able to trust your spin dryer. Christopher fowler“mccrudden’s debut is festooned with cunning punnery, and jokes about emojis and the internet, sharp turns of phrase, making this very much a comic novel of our times. James lovegrove, financial times“an amusing and mind-bending read… different, a little geeky, and lots of fun.

LoveReading. In space, no one can hear you clean…when darren’s charge-cart gets knocked off the Earth-to-Mars highway and lost in space forever, he thinks his day can’t get any worse. When kelly sees darren accidentally short-circuit a talking lamppost, and its camera captures her face as it expires, she thinks her day can’t get any worse.

Battlestar Suburbia #ad - When pamasonic teffal, a sentient breadmaker, a power-crazed smartphone, is sent on a top-secret mission into the depths of the internet and betrayed by her boss, she knows this is only the beginning of a day that isn’t going to get any better. Join darren, kelly and pam in an anarchic comic adventure that takes them from the shining skyscrapers of Singulopolis to the sewers of the Dolestar Discovery, and find out what happens when a person puts down their mop and bucket and says ‘No.

Battlestar suburbia will be loved by fans of douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett and Jasper Fforde, as well as anyone who’s ever wondered just how long someone can stay under one of those old-fashioned hairdryers. The answer is: a really very, very long time. What readers are saying:“I loved this book. I legit laughed through the entire novel and I am excited that there will be a sequel.

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Love...Under Different Skies The Love...Series Book 3

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Lake Union Publishing #ad - When laura newman is offered a senior position with an up-and-coming Australian chocolate company, Jamie, she and her husband, are in no place to turn it down. After all, jamie has just left his newspaper job after an epic meltdown, and Laura is slowly dying in her job with a soulless corporate chocolatier.

They know they're in for an adventure when they pack up their daughter, and move to Australia's storied Gold Coast--and between the indecipherable Aussie vernacular, and a wide range of terrifying creatures, the incessant cheeriness of the locals, Poppy, from spiders to crocodiles to koalas that grunt in the night, they definitely find one.

Love...Under Different Skies The Love...Series Book 3 #ad - Add in a bouncy blonde aussie with her sights set on unemployed Jamie, along with the not-strictly-professional interest of Laura's dashing boss, and the Newmans' marriage could end up as fried as an Englishman in Surfers Paradise. It's a rollicking fish-out-of-water tale with Down Under adventures and laughs by the truckload.

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The Sunny Side: Short Stories and Poems for Proper Grown-Ups

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HarperCollins e-books #ad - Written for the satire magazine Punch, these brief stories and essays perfectly capture Milne's sly humor, beguiling social insight, and scathing wit. From the beloved creator of Winnie-the-Pooh comes an irresistible collection of short stories guaranteed to delight readers of all ages. Drawing from a collection of stories originally published in 1921 and chosen exclusively by the author himself, The Sunny Side gathers the best short works by the inimitable A.

Ideal for curling up with in the hammock or stretching out by the fire, these tales shine brightly any day of the year. Complete with a series of whimsical illustrations, The Sunny Side offers the perfect chance to rediscover this forgotten classic by one of our most cherished authors. Milne. From "odd verses" to "war sketches, " "summer days" to "Men of Letters, " Milne takes his readers from the stiff British drawing room to the irreverent joy of a boy's day at the beach.

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Dad Jokes Holiday Edition: Yule Love Them!

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Sourcebooks #ad - Brace your elves for a winter punderland of the best dad jokes to make anyone sigh, quips, and cheesy one-liners, or roll their eyes! Filled with over 300 of the raddest and the daddest puns, groan, Dad Jokes Holiday Edition is the perfect way to sleigh this holiday season! . The perfect holiday stocking stuffer for anyone on your list!May your days be punny and bright!When it comes to bad jokes, there's snowman like dad.

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